- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Refrigerator

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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