- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

you suck

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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