Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

You wanna see something really scary?

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Tim and Eric

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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