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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Your dads dead. lol

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

A car walks into a bar.

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