- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What can hitler cook well Steak

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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