What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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