- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Well, there's one way...

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

He--Hey guys

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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