A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

angelosnyder is not gay

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Peas

Well, there's one way...

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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