- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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