How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

you first

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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