Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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which one is easiest

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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