- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

cancer

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Vagina.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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