I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Ain't idn't a word.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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