- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What? Why?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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