why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Women's Rights.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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