Why did the car stop To buy drugs

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Tim likes girls

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A lot eh?

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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