"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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This joke is funny

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Ron Paul for President!

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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