- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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