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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Guess who is violent. Osama

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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