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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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