A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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feminists.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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I woke up today

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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