One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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WHAT????

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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