- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Wright flyer

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

A man buys a prius

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

what did the old lady die of old age...

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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