- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

A black student graduated High School

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Sammi suck kyles chode

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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