- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

The dewey decimal system

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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