- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

The NBA and womens sports

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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