Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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i like men but im not gay

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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roy g biv

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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