- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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