An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Knock knock Shut up

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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