How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Republicans

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Whats white? A fridge

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Your adopted.....

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Obama being reelected.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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