- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

whos district champs not JM

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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