- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Water? I hardly know her.

women's rights

Justin with a hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

The global news

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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