Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Chuck norris

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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