- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

why did sally drown cause she was black

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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