- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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