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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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A man buys a prius

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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I love alchohol!

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What's 9+10? 19.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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