What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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Anti Joke

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