- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Your Mother

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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