- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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