Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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shut up kobe!

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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