Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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The Female Orgasm

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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