i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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