- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Penis.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

im gey

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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