- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Logan's gay

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

I? Everett

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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