- Anti Joke

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.