- Anti Joke

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

taking out the trash... at night

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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