What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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