How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Women's rights

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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