- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why did? Yes

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do u call a cripple Biv

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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