- Anti Joke

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

womens rights

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Will nearis is here! Get it

a. why? b. because

whats funnier than 24? 25

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

I'm winning at Scrabble.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Anti Joke

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